Latest FunnyJokes 2017

                     Latest FunnyJokes 2017

A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees.
None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."
After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room.
"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."

                                                                                

Girl - Boy yesterday so I was upset

Boyfriend - How's that?

The girl - the man at the bus stop for an hour

Not only did the bus

Then I bought a BMW

Boyfriend - WOW what you purchased BMW?

Girl - and that is what BMW Bilseri Minirl water

Oh, there were many who thirst…

                                                                               

Win: He keeps after me all the time. And go where there is

access.

The house is also rotating. Twice a day, keeps the phone.

I was so fed up with him. Yesterday I stopped on the way

themarket was going to take me and supplications.

Prieto: What the hell is it you want?

Win (cold breath filling): He wants me to her insurance

(Insurance) shall get!

                                                                                

Facebook: – I know everyone…!!!
Google: – I have everything…!!!
Whatsapp: – I’m Life of everyone…!!!
Internet: – You are nothing without me…
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Charger: – Keep Your Voice Down…!!!

                                                                                 

Johny johny, Yes papa..!!!
Private job, Yes papa!
Lot of tension, Yes papa!
Too much work, Yes papa!
Family life, No papa!
Bp-sugar, High papa!
Yearly bonus, Joke papa…!!!
Monthly pay, Low papa!
Personal life, Lost papa!
Weekly off…, Ha Ha Ha….!!